Dammit, Grey’s Anatomy needed a two-hour finale!
I love Meredith and Christine, and their crazy babbling from the crash had me laughing. “My sister is dead, my husband is dead, do you think they’re dead, OMG, they’re both dead!” “I don’t know, I lost my shoe!” Plane crash was not a laughing matter, but when you’re traumatized, you just babble.
Damn, they killed Lexi. At least she got to die happy, with Mark saying “I love you, we were meant to be” being the last thing she heard.
Owen didn’t even get the messages about them not showing up until late night. Too late to send out a search party since its night. So now, they have to wait until daylight. He has to interrupt the Chief who’s hosting the Residents Dinner and Cally, who is waiting for Arizona in her sexy lingerie.
Will Mark survive? Meredith, Christina, Derek look like they’ll make it through. Will Derek’s arm survive or will he become an administrator?
September can’t get here fast enough.
Then we have Scandal. Quinn finds the reporter with scissors in his neck. I’m yelling “NOOOO, don’t pull it out, he’ll die!” and she pulls it out and he dies.

Olivia gives up the President again, by having the wife claim it was her on the tape. Save the marriage by getting the wife pregnant. Just, bleh. I don’t like Olivia and the President. I like that she’s on his team and does the dirty work to keep him in office. I just don’t like the chemistry.
The killer (I don’t really care enough to remember his name) probably killed Billy. Then goes to Cyrus and gets him to say he’ll wire the killer the money for the girl, Amanda. Really Cyrus? You’re smarter than that! It’s on tape, you dumbass!
The President forced the VP to jump denounce Billy, by blackmailing her with her teenage daughter’s abortion. Family values, blahblahblah. Yep, you all have skeletons in your closet you bunch of hypocrites.
So this whole thing ends with a “Who is Quinn?” I can’t really say I care. She’s as boring as watching my toenails grow. But, I probably will in September.
I’ve said “I don’t care” or “I don’t like” three times in this. But, I do like the show.
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