Who is Micaela Shaefer?

I had no clue who Micaela Shaefer is, so I googled only to find out she is a German model.  Still nothing.  But her pics are all over today because she went to Men in Black 3 premiere in Berlin wearing THIS.  Was this something to do instead of converting the tapes to digital?  Eh, I guess more people who don’t know her may end up knowing her name, especially guys.

Seriously, WTF?  I’d be tempted to flick my cigarette on that mess to see if it melted on her.

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Season Finales – NCIS, NCIS Los Angeles, Hawaii Five 0

I just finished watching Tuesday night shows.  And, it’s filled with all kinds of OMFGoshness!  If you haven’t seen them, and don’t want to be spoiled, leave NOW!

You have the two NCIS shows, NCIS and NCIS Los Angeles.  FYI, I’m not a TV blogger, I’m just a chica posting her thoughts.  Not interested in recapping the whole show, there are enough of those sites around.  I just mention the parts that I like (and I want to remember for when it comes back in September).

NCIS – The team didn’t go to Jimmy Palmer’s wedding, but Ducky did.  Gibbs left Scott Wolfe to pick apart the bomb/die, while he went in to save Abby and the team.  Gibbs tackles Abby, Ziva & Tony are stuck in the elevator, and McGee went flying face first to the ground.  If that wasn’t enough of an “Oh shit!”, it looks like Ducky had a heart attack when he heard.

I have to admit, I was heartbroken at the thought of losing Ducky.  I wasn’t as bothered by the rest, maybe because bodies weren’t seen, so I can still imagine that the team was saved.  Just thinking that Ducky was alone on the beach, passed out, and who knows how long it will take anyone to get to him.

BUT, I read a spoiler, and David McCallum renewed his contract.  So, he’ll be back!  Now I can worry about the others.

I liked Jamie Lee Curtis on the show.  I liked her & Gibbs.  I hope she comes back out of hiding.  Help Gibbs put that Deering guy down!

THEN, you have NCIS Los Angeles!  Two hours, and I have to admit, most of it was boring.  I don’t much remember the Renko guy.  So his loss was no big deal.  I don’t even remember the girl, Hunter.  FYI, I got hooked on both NCIS, after they started, so have caught up on most with repeats.  It’s quite possible, I missed these two characters (or like the current cast much better).

NCIS Filming (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

SO, this guy is taunting the team, and at the end.. O M F G!  G, flipped the fluck out, and blew his ass away!  Don’t think there is any way for him to come back from this.  And, again, Hetty turns in her resignation.  We can’t lose both G and Hetty, so I’m going to assume she’ll be back.

Why the hell do we have this Grainger person?  As someone we love to hate?  Yeah well, I hate him.  I really just want him gone.

Now, Monday we had the Hawaii Five 0 season finale.  What kind of freaking choice was that to go after your wife or your cousin?  While in theory, going after the wife is the right thing to do, I wasn’t happy.  I like the cousin.  The wife has been on what, a few shows?  I don’t have a connection to her.

Not that it mattered, because the guy planned on killing both the wife and cousin anyway.  So, poor Chin couldn’t win for losing.  But, I know my girl Kono ain’t dead.

WTF – Whitney and Stevie

 

WTF # 1 – Some kid off the street tries to take money from Stevie Wonder, claiming Stevie did the do with his sister and HE was the child from that union.  Really?   REALLY?   Then he buckled from asking for 5 million to 10,000.  WTF kind of crackhead are you?  Undercover cops promised him the money if he signed a paper stating it was false, and he did.  Then he was arrested.  Serious.  Crackhead.   Move.  Did you think he wouldn’t call the cops?

WTF # 2 – A reality show about the healing of Whitney Houston’s family.  Featuring the sister-in-law, the brother and the daughter Bobby Christina.  With appearances by Mama Cissy and Aunt Dionne.  WHY???  OK, I’m not going to bitch out the daughter, but the brother and his wife?  Because I know this is all her/their doing.  You haven’t had enough time on the talk-show circuits?  This child, and she IS a child, hasn’t gone through enough hell that you want to put MORE of her life out there on tv?   Besides that, ain’t nobody interested in your asses.  Cissy and Dionne will have a following, but the other three?   Do like everyone else who loses a loved one does.  Cry, suck it up  and move the hell on.  Hell, even the Finding Bobby Brown show didn’t last more than one season, and that was because Whitney wasn’t into doing the whole 2nd season.  Yall don’t have Whitney, WTF would anyone want to watch her brother and sister-in-law???    Nobody knows or cares about you.  Period. 

American singer Whitney Houston performing on Good Morning America
on September 1, 2009.   (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Vampire Diaries Finale

What I wouldn’t give to be Elena in that pic!

I absolutely LOVE vampires.  Always have, since way back when I saw Christopher Lee and Boris Karloff.  Back when I used to watch trilogies of Dracula, Frankenstein and the Werewolf.

I’ve been hooked on Vampire Diaries since Day One.  I’ve gone from not liking Damon to wanting to lick honey off his body.  I haven’t read the books, but I have snuck a peek at spoilers, and did have an idea of what was coming.

But, DAMMIT!  Ric dying (finally), and seeing Elena on that slab.  I don’t want to wait until September!  She’s going to be a vampire!  Now Matt is the only human?  Bonnie’s a witch, so.. yeah.

Thankfully, True Blood starts June 10th!  Chris Meloni from Oz and Law & Order SVU is going to be on it.  LOVE LOVE LOVE him.  Just glad to see him embracing his dark side again!  I love the bad guys!

Rant of the Day – Breastfeeding

Normally when you have a baby, the hospital gives you some swag (and some might find their way into your bags on their own).  Diapers, pacifiers, FORMULA, bottles, blankets, etc.  Some hospitals in New York City are choosing to release new mothers from the hospital without the formula.  Forcing them to breastfeed.

What the hell?

I’ve known plenty of women who knew going in they weren’t going to breastfeed.  I’m one of the mothers who did it for two or so months.  Why only two?  I loved the bonding, but I’m selfish. I wanted to drink.  I wanted to smoke.  However, it hurts.  It cracks your nipples.  You leak.  You flood.  They sag.  Some women try and don’t get the mushy bondy feeling.

Ever have one of those nights at 2 a.m., when that baby just won’t stop crying?  You feed, change, play, feed, change play, bathe, feed, change, play.. and three hours later, they’re still screaming at the top of their lungs.  Yes, I’ve been there.  And, if I had no other choice but to keep shoving a nipple in his mouth, I would’ve been crying even harder than I was.

Yes, there are many good reasons to do so.  But, it’s up to the WOMAN whether or not she wants to.  If she doesn’t, there’s nothing wrong with it.

So, if you want the formula, you will have to ask for it.  I’m sorry, but this sucks.  To me, to breastfeed or not to breastfeed is an argument that’s just as bad as stay-at-home moms saying they’re better than working moms.  Yes, there are loads of good reasons to breastfeed.  But, it is a woman’s choice!  Stop trying to take our choices away from us.

You’d better believe I would ask.  I may want to supplement.  I may want to party one night.